The act of spray farting or projectile farting on another person's face at subsonic speeds. The eyes can be open or closed during delivery.
by DirtyDLS October 12, 2006
The act of shitting on a sleeping person's face, and using this shit as glue to glue your pubes to their face, similar to Morgan Freemans beard.
by Tibblez June 12, 2008
by Kris Benson March 30, 2005
The man that, no matter what movie you see, will always be there. He is everywhere. Either narrating, acting, or just... Well, there. Has the most amazing voice along with James Earl Jones.
In simpler terms;
He's God. Literally.
In simpler terms;
He's God. Literally.
by That Brony Gamer Guy February 27, 2013
The friend who normally does the right thing... He/she isn't nessesarily a pussy bitch but he/she has morals and knows when to draw the line. The Morgan Freeman of the group will puff a j with you, but won't let you go driving around high off your tits
"Last night I honestly could've killed myself driving drunk if it wasn't for Johnny telling me it was a stupid fucking idea. We were so drunk and he still knew what to do! He really is a Morgan Freeman...
by SPEEDYmcBALLS July 3, 2016
by Juan Deags December 4, 2017
"Come watch this documentary about history with me!"
"NO!"
"Morgan Freeman is narrating!"
"B!tch, scoot over!!"
"NO!"
"Morgan Freeman is narrating!"
"B!tch, scoot over!!"
by Lily Anderson June 5, 2013