morgan freeman

More commonly known as a frenum piercing. A piercing through the skin on the underside of the penis.

John: Dude, I just got a Morgan Freeman!
Brett: WTF? You bought an old black dude?
John: No, retard, I got my frenum pierced.
Brett: ...
John: My wang!
Brett: Dude, your sick.

by fancofu November 29, 2006

morgan freeman

The act of spray farting or projectile farting on another person's face at subsonic speeds. The eyes can be open or closed during delivery.

Damn kid, you gave that bitch a nasty morgan freeman! Snap, her eyes were open too!

by DirtyDLS October 12, 2006

morgan freeman

an illegal, but cute red slider turtle from a sketchy shop in New York City. Lives in dorm rooms with the inclination to escape from seemingly impossible enclosures to roam the room for days.

You see my Morgan Freeman? Wait, where is he? *drunk* nooooo morgannnn

by LouderNowLove May 26, 2009

Morgan Freeman

God

Morgan Freeman is God

by Octosc August 23, 2017

The Morgan Freeman

When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.

My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.

by Thompison333 October 18, 2019

Morgan Freeman

Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.

Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.

by Lily Miera March 01, 2008

Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.

Morgan Freeman is God

by Alex June 15, 2005