The cutest angel on earth💗
He's Machine Gun Kelly...
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When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips
I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it
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Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam
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getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
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"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy
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Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.
Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.

Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?

- I was machine gun swiping
by Ricotis November 13, 2021
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