Loaded gun

Having a boner

Waking up beside you I'm a loaded gun. I can't contain this anymore I'm all yours. I've got no control

by hoe101 November 8, 2014

loaded gun

when a guy hasnt choked the chicken in a really long time

ive been walking around with a loaded gun

by i am never loaded May 30, 2003

Loaded Gun

-An accident waiting to happen.

-Something dangerous.

-Playing with something that shouldn't be messed with.

"David dateing a girl that young is wrong! She's practically a loaded gun!"

by Darkmoon360 December 20, 2006

Loaded Gun

when the balls are full/load and are ready to ejaculate

Boy 1 : oh man,my balls hurts
Boy 2 : just go to the bathroom and do what you should do with that loaded gun

by RavenHope July 21, 2015

Liquorlip loaded gun

A reference to Sticky Fingers’ “Liquorlip Loaded Gun”. Implies that he has drank so much he is about to “go off”, like a gun.
Can be used in place of any negative emotion (e.g salty, sad, angry) or just when you don’t know how you feel.

Rob: “Yo you seem really sad what’s up?”
Me: “I don’t know man I guess I’m just a liquorlip loaded gun”

by JustJase October 17, 2019

Loaded Piss Gun

1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.

2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.

Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.

Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.

Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)

Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.

by poopmonsta88ateitwhilehot March 24, 2009