Chicago slang for a person who is alsolutley clueless about the world around them. They often spit the truth even when no one wants to hear it. A person that oftens says "No Homo" and throws up gang signs when he is walking through Brooklyn. Even though he is not a gang member. He is also a person that will suck your girlfriends clit... that is... if he does not have a girlfriend and the precise moment. Everyone should strive to be a Kwaku. Be a, Be a Kwaku homie.
I'm a Kwaku, I'm a, I'm a Kwaku homie, you can't touch the ryhmes that I spit, I might be, sucking on your girls clit if I dont have a girl...
by 13th Assassin November 22, 2006
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Kwaku is a hard headed boy. He sits at the back of the class and makes trouble. His head is hard as rocks. If you’re name is Kwakiutl please make sure you listen to your partner.
Kwaku has come again oh!
by Kwakulova November 23, 2021
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to not show up or cancel plans just because...
person 1: hey you wanna hang out sure

kwakuer: no i cant because i just cant ( in reality he just doesn't want to leave his basement)
by kekaroniy July 16, 2015
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Kwaku means born on a Wednesday or commonly found in the trash they sit in the back of the classroom looking at boys they eventually come out of the closet being gay.
To help people with the name kwaku
by Rick7773 September 6, 2019
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A hard headed boy. He is the class trouble maker. Always bothering his wonderful girlfriend . He’s head is hard as rocks .
Kwaku has come again !
by Kwakulova November 23, 2021
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Kwaku Boateng (born April 26, 1995 Paris ) is a Canadian football player as a defensive lineman for the Edmonton Eskimos of the Canadian Football League (CFL).1 He played college football at Wilfrid Laurier University.
person 1: Omg is it a celebrity

person 2: No its just Kwaku Boateng
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