Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.
Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.
by Nitfungus May 18, 2023
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type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.
ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*
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When a man rips off the fungus from his ballsacks and throws it at his wife and possibly his children
Honey, please don't pull a "Fungus Fling". The kids are around...

Thats the point honey
by Atlantic Masturbator March 22, 2019
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Refering to the super mario super show, a fungus queen is when you are the queen of the mushroom kingdom
I have got you now you little fungus queen
by Groovy Pete January 24, 2017
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