Frosty chestnut

When a guy unloads on a male or female chest in front of an open fire.

Last Christmas Eve, I gave my wife a giant frosty chestnut at the Airbnb cabin!

by HarryPaws December 27, 2021

frosty cranberry

When a girl is on her period At thee moment the red river is flowin your drop a nice frosty load on her cooter.

Herbert- You bang Teri last night?
Stuart- nah, she was on her period so she just blew me and I finished with a frosty cranberry for dessert.

by Tmin January 19, 2018

Frosty Boner

When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.

Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"

by GreenTip December 12, 2012

Frosty Lik

The best R&B Rapper to come out of Texas.

Have you heard Frosty Lik he go hard

by Hoe Gayo November 19, 2020

The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.

“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”

by The lonely man February 7, 2018

Frosty Long John

A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm

I told them to suck my frosty long john.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

Frosty Gravy

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray, put a popsicle stick in it and let it freeze. Once frozen, your partner proceeds to have coitus with said popsicle. The Frosty Gravy then melts becoming a delicious, creamy snack.

Hey John, I'd like some Frosty Gravy for breakfast tomorrow!

by Diabolical Pigg June 6, 2023