Tyanna: hey did your Kaitlyn from Home Depot come in yet?
Jett: not yet but hopefully I’ll get her soon!
Jett: not yet but hopefully I’ll get her soon!
by Bigneckbitch December 1, 2020
The act of making a false or modified return to the dumb personnel that work the returns desk at Home Depot. This is often done by switching the new product with the broken old product and then returning, also by changing the contents of the packaging with a dummy product to pass off as a return, also one may purchase a tool or piece of equipment, use it then return when done and say that it was broken when you opened it. One could also use carefully discarded packaging, be careful and repackage with something with a similar weight to receive store credit. All at the no questions asked return policy. A contractor could supplement his project profit or increase his tool collection through the use of this and store credit.
by Fyou123 May 18, 2019
by Depotent man May 5, 2019
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by MR. PATRIOTIC May 31, 2018
My gay ass Uncle Kyle who was too lazy, rude and gay to work in asbestos health control and oil rigs, that he got a job at Home Depot cuz he kept trying to give his bosses blowjobs and jerk them off while they're taking a shit for a raise. Now, he takes selfies of himself butt naked showing his backside wearing nothing but an orange apron with the caption saying "Papi bout to give baby that anal" and posts it to Instagram while waiting for his boss' dick to go up his tight little white boy ass.
Man did you hear about what happened to Ky-Ky's? He tried to fuck the boss again and now he's The Homo of the Depot.
by John Gettin Doe July 30, 2020
by Bigneckbitch December 1, 2020