1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"
by jmitch77 November 8, 2016
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A group of friends that has a leader (the main petty-king/queen) that spill tea (gossip/information on situations) in each other’s lives that they want to talk about, but most people would find scandalous or petty.
“I just formed a petty coven, I have so much to say. Especially about that slut Janet. She’s so basic, yet she’s so unbearable.”
by ¡NotTheBananas! March 28, 2019
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Two scheming bee-otches. Modern usage: Witches working in tandem to cast spells, especially paired up. Covers are able to spin lies as truth, take over another reality unless confronted by objective truth.
"That coven be scheming." "That coven are the bomb mistresses of disinformation."
by Been there December 6, 2022
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Refers to a group of dedicated seamstresses/seamstressers (tailors).

Like a gaggle of geese, or a clowder of kittens, our costume guild and fans wanted a phrase that would indicate a group of people who sew either on a project or privately.

The "coven" indicates a magical quality of this group to produce intricate fashions/costumes that are almost unworldly.
When I realized that the completion of my Elizabethan costumes were running late, I enlisted a coven of stitches to help me finish in time for the masquerade.
by angeet May 22, 2014
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Muslim kkk that use to crucify black people (monkeys) in the 80's and have made an uprise once again in 2021
Oh no the covenants are here
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This is a situation that occurs when there are at least five, consensual humans engage lung in the act of group sharing flatulance. At least one of the five participants must expel gas under a material (I.e. sheet,bedspread, tarp, etc.) and the remainder of said participants all cover their heads and breath through their noses.
Bob and Linda really loved running a hot dutch coven with the other HOA committee members every Thursday after the neighbor book club meeting.
by Dover113 December 10, 2021
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best gc on stan twt and the best people youll ever meet when covens supremes outsell the rest of ahs stan twt exactly so true me!
Lara: omg theyre so funny they’re definitely apart of the covens supremes gc
Sarah: so true besty!
by elenagilbertgf January 17, 2021
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