A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.
Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?
Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.
Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.
by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017
The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.
- credit: Larry the Cat
- credit: Larry the Cat
We have reached Conservative Equinox
by Themadscrawler September 28, 2022
by man!? May 18, 2017
When someone only has a number of available minutes during the week on their cell phone plan, so they don't answer their phone on peak time unless it's an emergency.
Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?
Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
by soadfreak3284 August 21, 2011
The Conservative belief that the majority agree with their opinion, particularly because of ratings on a social media post.
Generally this occurs on left-leaning social media posts, where the majority of the received feedback is from conservative users.
Typically the smaller, conservative group tend to base their beliefs around hatred, and thus feel the need to give overwhelming negative feedback to assert dominance and protect their sensitive egos. The actual majority however, tends to be made up of people who don't care, or are intelligent enough not to argue with idiots.
Generally this occurs on left-leaning social media posts, where the majority of the received feedback is from conservative users.
Typically the smaller, conservative group tend to base their beliefs around hatred, and thus feel the need to give overwhelming negative feedback to assert dominance and protect their sensitive egos. The actual majority however, tends to be made up of people who don't care, or are intelligent enough not to argue with idiots.
Post: "Donald Trump has a bad spray tan and says a lot of stupid things."
Person 1: Why does that post have more dislikes than likes? Everything about it is completely true.
Person 2: Oh don't mind that, it's just from a bunch of cultists using the Conservative Rating Fallacy.
Person 1: Why does that post have more dislikes than likes? Everything about it is completely true.
Person 2: Oh don't mind that, it's just from a bunch of cultists using the Conservative Rating Fallacy.
by I Chose To Speak Facts May 20, 2021
The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”
“What goes in, must come out!!”
by PlessyVFergunson May 6, 2022