Steve: "Hey last night i fingered this girl and she came when i rubbed her clitoris"
Jack: "Don't lie we both know the clitoris is a ploy from the shadow government for liberals to take over the world"
by notsbacegheeter June 16, 2023
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Clitoris is the the branch of mathematics that deals with the finding and properties of derivatives and integrals of functions, by methods originally based on the summation of infinitesimal differences. The two main types are differential clitoris and integral clitoris.
Henry thought to himself in anger as he questioned why he decided to go into college level Clitoris in high school, when he was way better at getting inside that Calculus.
by Wasted Base March 17, 2022
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In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Clit, to control all orgasms. And into this ring he poured his horniness, his lust and his need to locate the clitoris. One Clit to rule them all.
Very well. You shall be the Clitoris of the Ring.
by Frodon't May 26, 2023
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The reason why your girl left you for a guitarist
She: I want this guy to rub my clitoris like he plays guitar. <3
by Brazzer_than_brazz October 30, 2018
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A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument; appears in many fictional series, like Harry potter and Lord of the rings (its not real).
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man who can't even find my clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023
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A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument.
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man that cant find a clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023
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Does not exist.
Girl: Lick my clitoris
Other Person: You know that is a myth?
by dizsy June 26, 2022
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