"What if it gets stuck in there?"
"That's what she said!"
"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"
"That's what she said!"
"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"
by Piece of pie December 05, 2009
During a conversation with someone that unintentionally says a comment that could be taken into sexual context. Referring to what a female might have said during the "act", but actually has nothing to do with sex in any way. Usually unnecessary.
(During the milking of a cow)
Boss: You're not doing it right, you gotta grasp it from the base, then squeeze all the way to the tip.
Benny: That's what she said!
Boss: You're not doing it right, you gotta grasp it from the base, then squeeze all the way to the tip.
Benny: That's what she said!
by theonej23 August 04, 2008
by Yudye October 17, 2008
The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.
by TotallyNotHudson November 14, 2019
"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."
"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"
"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."
"That's what she said."
"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"
"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."
by Cockulon 3000 August 22, 2007
what she wouldn't say.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
by kn and mk August 16, 2010
simple: "its so hard!" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"
by Kevin Blau October 10, 2006