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That's not you 

To tell a person that what they're saying or doing is so unlike what they usually do or what they are. Not typical of one's known traits or behaviour patterns.
Eg., A Robin Hood in modern times, a celibate madam of the house, and finally, a priest who doesn't ask for money.
Bob : "I have a bottle or two every night...of soda."
Rob : " That's not you, mon!"
Bob: " ... And whatever else that goes with it. Rum, when it's windy , vodka, when it's not."
That's not you by sanaryamni October 27, 2014
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That's not you 

You can't pull it off. That doesn't look right when you do it. You look stupid when you do that. It doesn't look right on you.
Bob: "I'm gonna go dance with that hot chick over there."

John:"Dude that's not you."

Bob: "why not?"

John:"Because you can't dance."
That's not you by LexiInCharge October 27, 2014

That's not what you're doing though 

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.
Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."

That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini 

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.

that’s not very Plus Ultra of you 

When someone does something that isn’t very Plus Ultra of them to do. Like insulting someone else, or the Japanese name in general. Relates back to the anime “My Hero Academia”.
Susie: Bethany looks really weird!
Me: Susie, that’s not very Plus Ultra of you!

That’s not very cash money of you 

When someone does something that’s kind of an
asshole or irrelevant.
Bro, that’s not very cash money of you!

That's not very cash money of you 

That's not very cash money of you.