Thanos Snap

To perform a "Thanos snap" or to have a "Thanos snap" performed is to reduce something by half.

Human1: Hey, did you know that over the next century global warming is going to give a Thanos snap to all life on earth?
Human2: No I didn't, well that sucks.

by Pancake Knight December 9, 2018

Thanos peen

The biggest boner you’ve ever seen

Look at my Thanos peen
OH daddy put in your thanos peen

by ElephantJim September 21, 2019

Thanos Snapping

Originated from Avengers: End Game, thanos snapping an person or thing means to completely erase them from existence, becoming little more than dust.

"My mom almost saw my hentai, thanos snapping my browser history, flm"

by ArcaneRanger March 13, 2022

Thanos Car

I funny meimei going around instagram and it's about this purple truck with a chin that is similar to Thanos

"Bro. Tommy just got infected with scar.."
"Whats scar?"
"THANOS CAR U DUMB NIGGER xD"

by MartinBezzNutz September 7, 2018

Thanos snap

The event of Thanos snapping his dick in half while fucking Gamora

“Man! I think I just Thanos snapped!”

by PPPPPteradactyle October 2, 2018

Thanos Truck

When a terrorist goes on a suicide mission in a purple truck

There was a thanos truck in the middle east the other day

by noturmomsgirlfriend October 25, 2018

Thanos’ Schlong

When you masturbate so many times that your ding dong swells and turns purple, along with you spitting out blood.

Boy 1: I gotta go to the doctor.. I got a bad case of Thanos’ Schlong.
Boy 2: What in the ever living fu-

by NotActuallyAGod April 10, 2021