Texticular Cancer 

A sickness where people constantly text message each other throughout the day. Also can describe someone who wont stop texting and is on the phone texting ALL DAY. Can possibly lead to carpal tunnel.

I think Mandy might have texticular cancer because she is texting Sarah and shes only 3 feet away.

If you keep texting your gf 100 times a day you will get texticular cancer.

Texticular Cancer by Sean Mullett February 11, 2007

Texticular Cancer 

A term used to describe a person who texts an excessively.

Shaniquah: Hey Tyrone, hang on a sec I need to text my girlfriend.

Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.

Texticular Cancer by Big Burnzy March 2, 2010

texticular cancer 

one who cant seem to stop texting.

P1-That kid just cant stop texting.

P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.

texticular cancer by ke ke ke keller February 26, 2009

Texticular Cancer 

Pain or soreness in the thumbs from incessant text messaging, and general cell phone key use.

Her swollen thumbs indicated that she was suffering from a serious bout with texticular cancer.

Texticular Cancer by Ariesthirtyone May 7, 2009

Texticular Cancer 

(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.

1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.

Texticular Cancer by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010

testicular cancer 

Hurts like BALLS. Actually, just plain hurts balls.

OOUUUUGHH! I've got testicular cancer!

testicular cancer by i'm+awesome May 21, 2006

Testicular Cancer 

A nasty disease that forms tumors on your balls. Without surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be fatal.

I'm have surgery to remove one of my balls next week because I have testicular cancer!

Testicular Cancer by EE-TAOW February 4, 2010