texas hot pocket
What the fuck else do you want me to say? I gave your girlfriend a texas hot pocket. She was totally down.
texas hot pocket by Dsfargeg June 25, 2008
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East Texas Hot Pocket
When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.
When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!
East Texas Hot Pocket by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019
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sarah's own texas hot pocket
Basically just a reverse alabama hot pocket, in which the female inserts her vagina lips into the male's asshole as he proceeds to blow out copious amounts on feces inside the uterine walls.
can also be called "texas tuna melt"
can also be called "texas tuna melt"
Man that girl is one kinky bitch! i gave her sarah's own texas hot pocket to last her a lifetime last night
sarah's own texas hot pocket by mylohyoid May 13, 2008
Texas Hotpocket
You take a Shit on a Female's Vagina, Which then You pack it in with your Dick, Therefore Creating a Texas Hotpocket
Texas Hotpocket by BobSanders5554555 February 21, 2009
texas hotpacket
texas hotpacket by niigger loverin bitch August 5, 2008
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