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Texas Chilli Bowl

It is a cruel an inexplicably twisted method of torture or violence of a sexual nature.

It is performed with the following elements:
1: Tabasco Sauce
2: Telephone
3: and..The Anus

This method is thought to have originated from Texas due to the food used.
"This man ratted out some rapist..and 3 years later he was tortured with the dreaded Texas Chilli Bowl."
by Bazwalt April 29, 2006
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Texas Chilli Bowl

A "Texas Chilli Bowl" is when someone defecates into their partner's anus or vagina, who effectively sucks it into the orifice and holds it for as long as possible, or alternatively, lets their partner put their cock in the shit-filled orifice. Often, the person will use aides such as laxatives, enemas, or Tabasco sauce to make the consistency of their fecal matter as wet and runny as possible. Also referred to as "Scat Swapping," documented in the classic internet fetish video SWAP.avi.
"Billy sucked the wet candy out of Danielle's chocolatey Texas Chilli Bowl while it was still warm."
by Helmut Dorque October 25, 2007
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It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.
Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.
by Jack Duke November 10, 2004
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you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.
Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.
by Doug December 1, 2004
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Texas Chili Bowl Massacre

all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.
Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.
by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010
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texas chili bowl

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005
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To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).
We all hated so we gave him the worst texas chili bowl ever.
by Dankester April 27, 2005
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