Tesla

A tryhard electric car, popular among pedophiles due to it's innovative construction (an xbox stuck on top of a milk-float) which makes it attractive to children and nearly silent.

Child: Hey Mister, is that a Tesla? Jeez, its got like a screen inside it, and all cameras and stuff!
Driver: All the better to see you with! Wanna ride?
Child: Sure! *Gets in*
Driver: *drives silently away*

by bongdaddy July 16, 2018

Tesla

A new age party drug that kids are taking at festivals, concerts etc. Contains a random concoction of drugs melted down into a typically blue pill. Always contains ectasy and some opiate but known to possible contain heroin, cocaine, meth, opium , morphine, angel dust and PCP.

Hey man, my I've gotta go to my little brothers high school graduation tonight want to come along and pop a tesla to make it more interesting?

by Urbanhippie567 May 25, 2015

Tesla

A badass electric car. For example, Tesla Model S

Tesla is an Electric car company. Makes some bad ass cars.

Damn son, look at that rich geezer with a Tesla car. It goes 60 mph in 3 seconds! Tesla.

by TeslaEddi February 14, 2015

Tesla

The name of the most beautiful, nicest, coolest, cutest, creative girl around. When spending time with Tesla you will feel intimidated for her beauty and charisma is over whelming. All moments spent with Tesla will be cherished and replayed in your mind. Dreams may possibly pursue.

Just got back from seeing Tesla, I already miss her.

by Anonymous4055 December 9, 2013

Tesla

Tesla is a term with a double meaning, depending on the context given. First, a Tesla can either be 1) an individual of great merit and of uncanny intellect, or, in a different context, 2) a Tesla is somebody who is easily taken advantage of due to his inability to give a fuck.

1.

Insignificant individual: Hey Tesla, what's 1+2?
Tesla: 3
Insignificant individual: My God Tesla, what would I ever do without you!
2.
Edison: Hey Tesla! I stole another invention of yours!
Tesla: Like I give a fuck

by LaGoonch June 12, 2012

Tesla

The only car that can look SEXY +The best car you will ever own. Tesla is a self-driving car so if you're lazy (like me) then you might want to get a Tesla. And it's all electric so you don't have to waste money on gas.

Also, Elon Musk purposely named the car models to spell out sexy.

Model S
Model 3
Model X
Model Y

Person 1: Whoa, is that a Tesla?
Person 2: Damn, it's so sexy...
Person 1: I know right...
Person 2: I think I'm in love...

by nrkelbench June 11, 2018

Tesla

This name is a name that only God could really give any meaning to............

Thats fucking Tesla.........

by Lol Brown March 6, 2019