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When you try to call someone a retard, but you yourself are so retarded that you cannot manage to form the word "retard" and call them a "terard" instead. Therefore, to call someone a "terard" is the highest insult to their intellect.
"Did you just try to buy marijuana from a cop?"
"Yeah, so?"
"You're terarded. You are the biggest terard I've ever seen."
Terard by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013
similar to calling someone a retard (as an insult), but even more insulting.
Tom: *trips over chair* OWWWWW

Harry: You terard, tom

Tom:*runs off crying*
Terard by Diamondomaz November 4, 2009
Someone who is such a retard that you feel they don't deserve the power of being called a retard.
Guy 1: *Trips over a coffee table*
Guy 2: Hahahaha!
Innocent bystander: What a terard.
terard by OhmygizzleIamtheshizzle November 27, 2011

Teardrop tattoo 

A tattoo of a teardrop, under the eye of a person that has been raped in prison.

The teardrop tattoo is humiliating as the prisoner had the tattoo forced onto them and it may also indicate they're someone else's property, to be sold and traded throughout the penitentiary.

An urban myth exists in some circles that the teardrop means the wearer is a murderer; this myth was likely started by those that have been raped and 'teardropped' in prison. Some will even foolishly get these thinking it will earn them respect because they've seen tough looking lifers and ex-cons wearing them, not realising these guys were once weak/jumped and raped when they first entered prison long ago.

When you think about it... Can you imagine a murderer who wants others to fear them, asking a tattooist, 'Please place a tiny tattoo on my face that makes me look like I'm crying."
Hahahaha it just doesn't happen. Except for a few circumstances, crying is frowned upon in the penitentiary; it's a sign of weakness. A murderer and a rape victim are polar opposites of the prisoner spectrum and realistically, would you cry after murdering someone or after being raped?

More recently, trendy rappers, hipsters, etc. who want people to feel sorry for them, get the tattoo thinking they'll fool others into believing they're grieving and perhaps some of them are, not realising that in prison terms it means they are in fact grieving their anal virginity and 'street' innocence.
See that guy with the teardrop tattoo ... he was raped in prison.
Teardrop tattoo by Chad the gooch October 1, 2019

Teardrop tattoo 

Signifies the person was raped in prison. The tattoo represents the tears they couldn't cry while being inside.
See that guy with the teardrop tattoo, he was raped in prison.
Teardrop tattoo by Jazpur October 6, 2011

Cloudy teardrop 

Seminal fluids; especially the final remnants of an emission as it is expelled from the phallus.
Danny can't guzzle enough of the stuff, he worked it like a hungry pelican until he'd swallowed the final cloudy teardrop.
Cloudy teardrop by Hexty June 11, 2018
A person who is either a tiny bit or to much retarded.
That tetard really was having fun throwing those sticks at the wall.
Tetard by Tardwrangler_5000 July 12, 2018
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