Teke face Share definition Flag (New Zealand) an incompetent, obnoxious or arrogant person. From the Māori "teke" meaning "vagina" "Shut your mouth, teke face" "That teke face over there tried to steal my pie and my durries" Teke face by megakenneth January 23, 2026 0 0 Get merch Get the Teke face mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch