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A cocky ass carmel. He wrestles as a hobby with his super hot asian friend. Tejovans are short, but have very large thunderous penis'. Tejovans usually go by Te, they have bodies of steel and there smiles cover half their faces. Tejovans like to do random shit and have occasion one night stands.
Dammmm, did you see that Tejovan walk by?!
by Juicy Princess February 24, 2010
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