technissimo

An IT guy with the attitude.

... and that's the computer center, home ground of the technissimo.

technissimo by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018

Techies Law 

Techies Law is a definition coined by Strictly-Software.com to describe a Murphies Law type scenario related to software development.

The law states that:

If you have spent considerable time trying to resolve a bug in your code, a technical problem or any other such computer related issue and you finally resort to asking for help from a colleague or support team member. You can be rest assured that when you go to show that person the problem in action it has miraculously resolved itself all by itself OR you will immediately spot the cause of the problem.

You are then derided for either being a numpty and / or wasting their precious time for no reason.

I just experienced Techies Law in action. After spending hours trying to debug some code I reluctantly called our lead developer over to help me but as soon as he arrived at my desk I immediately realised what the bug was. He called me a numpty.

I am going to utilise Techies Law by spending a third of the time I usually spend bug fixing before asking for help.

I am going to pray to the God of Geekdom that Techies Law will enact itself and fix my network connection for me by calling someone else over to have a look at the problem.

Techies Law by MonkeyMagix October 25, 2011

techies 

Short for technicians. The people that make your shows happen. Often seen backstage, on the grid and any other dark space. Has a wide range of skills, knows how to fix anything with a role of duct tape. Rather sexual, doesn't need an excuse to feel you up. Always there for eachother. Strage obssessions with glowtape. Doesn't know what to do with self when tech is cancled. Basicly lives in the theater. Shows would be nothing without them. GO, techies, GO!

Those techies are strage creatures, I think one just tried to feel me up.

techies by sheepling January 13, 2005

Tehness 

A wicked shaman from <Purple Train>

Dude, Tehness just pwned my face in a duel. R1 LB is like his Ice Lance! :(

Tehness by Fr0 December 10, 2007

Technesia 

People who suffer from technesia forget any technologically-related instructions anyone gives them moments after they need them. Thus they will ask you the same technology-related question over-and-over since they forgot you already told them 5 times before.

Geez, that's the 6th time I've told them how to connect to a wireless network. They must be suffering from a severe case of technesia.

Technesia by The Mad IT Admin June 4, 2013

TechneSiyam 

MD Abu Siyam is known as TechneSiyam.

The word "TechneSiyam" is a combination of Technology and Siyam.

TechneSiyam has uploaded a new video

TechneSiyam by GusFus April 24, 2021

Techies 

Very talented youngsters who work behind a curtain and are accomplished at singing, acting, gossiping, and eating.

Person A:Whats do techies do?
Person B:WE DO EVERYTHING INCLUDING PUSHING CERTAIN SINGERS OFFSTAGE.

Techies by FYEAHBACKSTAGEBADGER November 26, 2011