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The type of guy that cannot pick a good hairstyle. One day he looks like pitbull in 2001 and on the other day he looks like he just picked up the first wig he could find at the circus. It is rumoured that the more hair he has on his head the less his brain can function properly. A huge problem with Tariks hair is that it can intercept connection to wifi leading to technical difficulties on regular occasions.
Economics Teacher: TARIK ! WHERE IS YOUR EXTENDED ESSAY!
Tarik: Sorry, I had some technical difficulties, but don't worry, I'm getting a nice haircut today.

Tarik turns up to school the next day looking like broccoli.
by aasurbandictionary2020 September 19, 2019
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This dude is the embodiment of a true karaboga, has the abs of a fucking prehistoric gorrila king and biceps mimicking a camel's hump. His charm can subvert a gazillion alpha lions at first sight, they would sell all of their wives to please him but no organism in this world could take in that anaconda of his. Despite the testosterone level in his body that could make all the females that have ever lived in this world, sorry – galaxy, he can restrain himself in order not to wrench someone's guts out, a token of his unbelievable compassion. Turkish folk tales tell that he himself snuck inside city during the Siege of Constantinople, sent all the defenders to Karaboga's Dump, and opened the gates to further the glory of his race. If If you ever see him, which is said to befall on a human in every billion years, dedicate your life for his wellbeing for eternal satisfaction.
The luckiest person of this giga annum: Oh my God is this Tarık?!!
Tarık: Yes. You will have to learn Turkish for your life, however.
by chadturkishman October 13, 2020
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This dude is the embodiment of a true karaboga, has the abs of a fucking prehistoric gorrila king and biceps mimicking a camel's hump. His charm can subvert a gazillion alpha lions at first sight, they would sell all of their wives to please him but no organism in this world could take in that anaconda of his. Despite the testosterone level in his body that could make all the females that have ever lived in this world, sorry – galaxy, he can restrain himself in order not to wrench someone's guts out, a token of his unbelievable compassion. Turkish folk tales tell that he himself snuck inside city during the Siege of Constantinople, sent all the defenders to Karaboga's Dump, and opened the gates to further the glory of his race. If If you ever see him, which is said to befall on a human in every billion years, dedicate your life for his wellbeing for eternal satisfaction.
The luckiest person of this giga annum: Oh my God is this Tarık?!!
Tarık: Yes. You will have to learn Turkish for your life, however.
by chadturkishman October 13, 2020
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his eyelashes are so long (like his dick)
he’s so pretty but can’t get a good haircut for the life of him. Tarik is also a man whore who dates girls for 2 days and has no type his a dick head who’s spit looks like cum but can realize that i’m sexy
person: OMG TARIKS DICK IS SO HUGE

person 2: ew omg he gets with every girl u nasty
by yoyoongi December 21, 2019
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