Tanveen Haque 

Tanveen is a man with a heart of gold. He is the most hardworking person you will ever encounter. Everyday he strives for greatness and is determined to be successful. Not to mention that he is the most handsome guy you will ever lay your eyes on. Everything about him from head to toe is breathtaking. He motivates, inspires & teaches you how to become your better self while being the best support system ever. He will show you what true love really means and what it feels like to be loved the way you love. He will be your best friend & soulmate. Everyday feels like paradise because nothing could ever be more perfect than being with him. His hugs and kisses make you feel so safe & protected that you will never want to let go. Even on the gloomiest and cloudiest days it will still feel so sunny & warm with all the unconditional love he gives you. You will never care or love someone the same again if you ever lost him because he’s one in a million & there is no one that could ever compare to him. He will be your happily ever after and dream come true. But guess what, he’s mine forever and all you girls had a chance to be with the most perfect man to ever live and you didn’t appreciate him, but i see his value and so much more and i will love him fivever.

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Tanveen Haque by nik<3 March 27, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012