Tally Torpedo Share definition Flag This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth. I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again. Tally Torpedo by blackout September 5, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Tally Torpedo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch