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Talibunny 

A talibunny is an extremest Easter Bunny commonly found around the world. Talibunnies can typically be identified by the cloth headgear often worn to camouflage their ears. They are highly aggressive towards the traditional Easter Bunny and often inflict great pain and suffering, often which results in decapitation.
Photo of the Talibunny: picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/xPRS68dYirST98yD5Qk4yg?feat=directlink
Talibunny by SandmanTX April 4, 2010

Talibanned

1. The act of banning any Taliban member from a specific area or activity.

Examples include: Crossing a border, entering a city, serving on a tribal committee or boarding an airplane. In some cases, local governments are trying to recruit ex-Taliban members into the fold, providing a way out from "Talibanishment."

2. The continuing effort by Pakistani and Afghani officials to eliminate Taliban violence by labeling specific individuals or groups as terrorists.

3. An extremely difficult task.
Mustafa won't be coming to Lahore for the soccer game next week. He's been Talibanned.
Talibanned by Peter Kobs January 4, 2010

Talibanned

2 Definitions
1. To do something so severe that an indefinite ban is put into place
2. To get kicked out of the Taliban
For Definition 1:

Walker Elementary School: Hello, may we please speak to Mrs. Eganstein
Mrs. Eganstein: Yes, speaking.
Walker Elementary School: Hello, we are calling about your son Erik. In the cafeteria today he did an unspeakable gesture towards a group of female students with a taquito. We are going to have to investigate the incident, but until then Erik will have to be Talibanned. Come pick him up immediately.

For Definition 2
Terrorist 1: Hey Terrorist 2 did you hear about Wahib
Terrorist 2: No Terrorist 1, what happened?
Terrorist 1: Apparently he was caught with an iPod full of Phil Collins discography, and a picture of a woman in typical western attire. He got Talibanned.
Terrorist 2: Wow that's Talibananas brah
Talibanned by Harold Jeremy Paull February 6, 2014

TaliBanned

Anass Rhamar - "I will come to your house and rape your cat if you don't stop killing me."

uber pwnr - "lulwut?"

Anass Rhamar has been TaliBanned
TaliBanned by Sam1234299 August 11, 2010

Talibannie 

A talibannie is an islamic bloodsucker who comes to britain and bleats about how bad their country is so that they can stay in britain and plan different ways they can blow it up, kill us all and turn it into a muslim state.
That muppet Tony Blair has let all the talibannies in!
Talibannie by Racism Rocks! February 15, 2005

talibann 

A guy who is dangerous but can also love very hard if you play with him , he has ambitions to kill you.
Don’t play with talibann.
talibann by Ganger 00 November 24, 2021
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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