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tactical poo 

A tactical poo (abbreviated to TP) likens a tactical chunder as a waste disposal system.

Normally referred to as a TP in public

A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.
Emile: "WOW that roast dinner filled me up so much!!!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"

"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"
tactical poo by tacticalpooinnit December 27, 2012
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Tactical poo 

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
Tactical poo by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024

Tactical Poop 

when you shit and clog a toilet without using any paper.
Dude i just took a huge Tactical Poop!

Nice man

TacticalPope 

TacticalPope: repost if jesus ballin

Everyone else:jesus ballin

TacticalPope: yes
TacticalPope by TacticalPope April 18, 2021