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Tacobell Taco

A measurement unit of perceived heat equal to the amount of burning sensation created by a Tacobell Taco going through your asshole.
Summer in Dubai is like a thousand Tacobell tacos except instead of it just burning your asshole, they burns everywhere.
by Slingingcats August 21, 2013
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Taco bell

when you are constipated but broke get your ass to taco bell
by lazy9998 March 18, 2011
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taco bell saga

A glorious song about the wonderfully cheap deliciousness that is Taco Bell, composed by a smol bean known as Tyler Joseph. "Fast food greasy taco I love, food like this could only come from above"
when I die, play Taco Bell saga at my funeral.
by The Evilest of pillows February 22, 2017
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taco bell

What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.
I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.
by explosive poopy March 2, 2010
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taco bell diarrhea

when the taco bell has digested, one will release a massive diarrhea explosion full of the tacos you ate at taco bell. when having taco bell diarrhea, it is recommended that you have a first aid kit with you as your bunghole may explode.
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BATHROOM! MY ASS IS GOING TO EXPLODE WITH TACO BELL DIARRHEA!" exclaimed George
by cool1256 May 26, 2017
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Taco Bell

"Man, Taco Bell always gives me the shits, yet I keep coming back..."
by undertakerfreak1127 March 6, 2008
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