When you're on your phone sitting on the toilet for too long and you develop dimples in the shape of the toilet seat on your butt. Usually looks like a square ass
by Meowkat3 April 03, 2015
The bottom 25-50% of a girl's exposed butt cheeks when she wears tiny shorts. This skin is rife with bacteria from when she has sat on a toilet, thus, a breeding ground for spreading bacteria to every surface.
by Mathgie November 04, 2017
The state of your butt when you stand up from a public toilet, particularly when it has someone else's pee on it. The overwhelming disgusted feeling that you suddenly have and the mental vows that you make to never make this mistake again. Your desperate attempt to wipe the foreign pee off your butt by rubbing it against the inside of your pants. Ewwww.
by Tidy Tova November 05, 2014
the imprint of the toilet seat on your butt. usually occurs when sitting on the seat for a long period of time.
Joe: oh my god, i just took a thirty minute dump
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.
by tree meister June 07, 2011