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Too Little Too Late
Goods, services, apologies, etc that are insufficient to do the job even if timely, and arrive too late to be effective even if they were sufficient.
It is TLTL to send, to 800 starving people, food for 100 people that doesn't get there until they have all starved to death.

It is TLTL when someone tries, or feigns, to make up for treating someone poorly for a month by being extra-nice for a day, after the injured party started to move on. They usually are not nice enough to make up for the long term harm done to the relationship; and, even if they were, the momentum to "move on" is usually too great to overcome. One should still try though.

When someone uses insidious innuendo to cock block early in a new relationship, which, gets the kibosh as a result; and the perpetrator says it was meant only as a joke. The explanation is TLTL in that it is not sufficient to save the relationship even if they were still on speaking terms, because first impressions tend to be controlling; and, it's too late because the relationship is already dissolving. But, usually this type of cock blocker will use her/his talents to blame the victim rather than try to fix things; this will save the CBs reputation and likely get her/him laid.

A mere apology for an irreversibly harmful prank or other mistreatment is TLTL.

It is TLTL to reimburse a victim for a theft committed 20 years ago, to a dieing victim, without paying interest. The victim won't have a chance to spend it, and it won't have the buying power that it had 20 years ago because inflation reduced its value.
TLTL by oneed1 December 11, 2013
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Too lazy to look.

Or, Alternatively

Too little too late.
"I know it's a long story, but how did they get caught? tltl"
"But I quit seeing Jeremy!!!" "Mmm, K. tltl."
tltl by LurkingSlime July 23, 2026
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Too Long To Load; Didn't Read
A web page taking too long to load, so the person didn't read it, ie tltl;dr
tltl;dr by Fabl0r September 5, 2012
Acronym that means “too lazy to look it up” and is used when someone’s being a lazy ass fuck and doesn’t want to spend a whole 3 seconds on Google to ascertain some trivial detail of a story, quote, issue, etc.
Katie, to some party guest or some shit hey, are you gonna bring the or...hors deorve....THE FUCKING OR-DERVES (tltliu)?

John Yeah, Steve Ells is fucking ridiculous rich. Motherfucker raked in like 50 million bucks last year or some shit. Can’t remember exactly (tltliu), but it was enough to eradicate homelessness across the nation if he weren’t such a greedy asshole.
TLTLIU by Bluffalo Bob October 9, 2019

TLTLUTOSP 

Short for "too lazy to look up their own shit person"
Someone who asks a question that he or she could have easily answered himself/herself if he/she had bothered to invest 10 seconds in a google search.
These people are very annoying and often get thrown out of group chats.

(Also: Thank you for visiting Kalle`s Tinder-Profile)
TLTLUTOSP in group chat: Anybody know the phone number of the tinder gold customer support?
*gets thrown out of group chat for various reasons
TLTLUTOSP by Kalle-von-Tinder July 22, 2020

TLTLUTOSP 

Short for "too lazy to look up their own shit person"
A TLTLUTOSP is someone who asks a banal question that could have been easily answered with a 10 second google search.
These people are very annoying and typically get thrown out of group chats.
TLTLUTOSP in group chat: "Anybody know the phone number of the Tinder Gold customer support?"
*gets thrown out of group chat for various reasons
TLTLUTOSP by Kalle-von-Tinder July 26, 2020
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