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Total Jerk-Off
A highly unlikeable guy, a complete asshole, a sorry excuse for a BF.
The classic definition of Jerk Off or Jerking Off is also considered a classic example of wasting time.
Girl, you're wasting your time crushing on him, he's just a TJO.
TJO by AppleJohn September 26, 2014
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tjommi • tjoef • Tjorven • Tjokkies • tjopitjopi • tjoss • Tjobaloba • tjoben • TJOC • Tjock
To say hi to a friend with swag.
Tjo brur
Tjo mannen
Tjo by dabster_bjornen December 13, 2016
A type of slang for love, more specificly used to express unconditional love. Most commonly used in the Turkish language.
Oh you’re the tjofsen of my life.
Tjofsen by Peachguy January 20, 2021
Swedish for Fatass.

See: Tweek.
Tweek är en tjockis, han är så fet.
tjockis by rxvt May 18, 2006
Tjödd is a state that a person can be in. That state can be tired, lazy and just something you can call somebody when they arent really feeling up to do anything.

This word is a very powerful word to use in the Tjödd community. See I almost spelled community like "comunity" cuz im kinda "tjödd" right now. If you are in the Tjödd club and you hear someone saying that they're "Tjödd", you as a fellow Tjödd member must respect their wills and wants.

And a tip for one of the leaders of this beautiful community. If you want som extra street cred, you can earn that buy saying "Tjöd" when you are more then "Tjödd" so the veterans understand your command and purpose here in life!
Example: Man! you wanna go and beat some grannys?

Sorry man but i'm kinda "tjödd" so not now.
tjödd by El Sebbmano January 31, 2020
A commonly used word used on Der Dragon warrior. It doesnt have a really meaning but is usually used to express shock or used when the creator didnt know what to put next.
"O Tjord i am Orgasming"
or just...
"O Tjord..."
tjord by YUMcookiezz September 22, 2008
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