Total Jerk-Off
A highly unlikeable guy, a complete asshole, a sorry excuse for a BF.
The classic definition of Jerk Off or Jerking Off is also considered a classic example of wasting time.
Tjödd is a state that a person can be in. That state can be tired, lazy and just something you can call somebody when they arent really feeling up to do anything.
This word is a very powerful word to use in the Tjödd community. See I almost spelled community like "comunity" cuz im kinda "tjödd" right now. If you are in the Tjödd club and you hear someone saying that they're "Tjödd", you as a fellow Tjödd member must respect their wills and wants.
And a tip for one of the leaders of this beautiful community. If you want som extra street cred, you can earn that buy saying "Tjöd" when you are more then "Tjödd" so the veterans understand your command and purpose here in life!
A commonly used word used on Der Dragon warrior. It doesnt have a really meaning but is usually used to express shock or used when the creator didnt know what to put next.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.