The Path

It is Grey and followed by Geno.

The Path is Grey.

by jre March 18, 2004

The Path

The compulsory sequence of life events that one is placed on at birth or before by his or her overzealous parents and societal expectations.

synonyms: the road, the compulsory sequence of life events that one is placed on at birth or before by his or her overzealous parents and societal expectations, the trail

antonyms: the ditch, the median, the parking space, the chair, the roundabout

She is on The Path.

He is on The Path.

They are on The Path.

We are on The Path.

Y'all are on The Path.

You are on The Path.

by Increase Mather March 30, 2008

the path

The long but short walk in between buildings at Pennsbury High School. Also the place where the best prom in America holds its parades.

Ugh it’s raining today... the path won’t be fun.

by -falcon April 11, 2019

The Path of RightASSness

Be either man or woman, the path of rightASSness is all about finding the perfect mate. The perfect ass is in the eye of the beholder, but beware of the dangers of other bodily distractions. Let yourself not be guided by glorious tits or a ten inch dick, for the truth lay upon the perfect behind that will be with you for all time.

Eduardos: Oh Dalai Lama of Ass, tell me how I can embark upon the right path

Dalai Lama of Ass: Fear not, my ill-befallen friend, for you will find the Path of RightASSness when your eyes lay upon the greatest ass you will ever see.

Eduardos: But how will I know?

Dalai Lama of Ass: Oh you'll know. You'll know.

by Pope_Jackass March 31, 2015

The path to meaning

Starts here... With you... Paying me 20 dollars.

Hym "Yes, yes... If I want my life to have meaning... I need to... Pay you 20 dollars... And then do whatever you say indefinitely... Regardless of whether or not you contradict yourself... And neeeeever talk back (because I don't know what I want or need and I'm stupid and incompetent)... And then Jordan Peterson get 1 million dollars and I get whatever I get, like, I don't know what did that patient that sued him get? Nothing? So I get what SHE got from doing the same thing SHE did... And then my life will have meaning because I'm fighting a dragon (in abstraction) by... Giving my money to a guy who is withholding information from me... until I pay him... That's the meaning of my life. To be harvested by me betters. That's it. Because I haven't been chosen! I haven't been anointed by the priestess! I also haven't validated a system that is both irredeemabley corrupt and needs systemic change while simultaneously absolutely necessary and IS THE DIFFERENCE between legitimate and illegitimate success... Yeah... That's the path to meaning..."

by Hym Iam January 1, 2024

eat the path

Do the unexpected. Often given as advice to someone who is pursuing an undesirable goal.

"Cross over the cell bars, find a new maze, make the maze from it's path, find the cell bars, cross over the bars, find a maze, make the maze from its path, eat the food, eat the path."

by Thoth123 September 15, 2012

stray from the path

Hardcore Punk band from Long island, Ny. Known for the singers high pitched screams and pissed off lyrics

Stray From The Path is one of the few remaining Hardcore Punk bands in this decade

by weirdyrandommetal1977 March 15, 2015