the luckiest cent 

the best person on xbox live gold
"have you seen the luckiest cent "
no he is to awesome for me

"have you seen the luckiest cent "
no he is to fucking awesome for me

the luckiest cent by the luckest cent August 23, 2014

The Lucky Lowther 

While your girlfriend is away for the weekend you proceed to drink guinness as quickly as you can. When full capacity is reached a female sexual partner is found. While attempting the missionary position the full stomach of guiness is vomitted into the females mouth. After swallowing the guinnessboth people go to sleep. When the female defecates the next morning the male proceeds to snort it in lines and if he himself is not made ill it is called the lucky lowther.

The poor guy, his girlfriend was in Bundoran last night so he attempted the lucky lowther

The Lucky Lowther by jocktastic March 8, 2011

The Lucky Levi

While standing in line pull your dick out and put it in the back pocket of the person in front of you and then asking them for a dollar. When they reach back for their wallet they get a handful, or fingerfull, of penis and you get a handy j but probably not the dollar.

Jack was tired of standing in line at the dmv so he gave the person in front of him the lucky levi.

The Lucky Levi by Lean Gus September 13, 2011

The Lucker Stomp

The greatest fucking stage move performed by the greatest fucking front man ever!! See Mitch Lucker

"When he hits the Lucker Stomp, you know shits about to go down"

The Lucker Stomp by MRxACL February 27, 2013

The Lucas Bush Challenge 

Named after the first person to complete it, the Lucas Bush Challenge is a 24-hour harrowing ordeal involving drinking beer, eating donuts, running miles, and jacking off. Given the numbers 6, 12, 18, and 24, one must assign a number to each activity and complete them in a singular day. Lucas Bush, our honored first champion, chose to jack off 6 times, run 12 miles and, in a halftime decision change, eat 18 donuts and drink 24 beers.

"Someone attempted the Lucas Bush Challenge and tried to jack off 12 times, what a psycho!"

The Lucas Bush Challenge by metaltangent August 19, 2022

oswald the lucky rabbit 

Better the mickey mouse, Is the first cartoon made by Walt Disney,Made in 1927,Is a rabbit that knows his ways with tools.

Oswald the lucky rabbit is so cool and cute when he blushes.

oswald the lucky rabbit by Oswald the lucky rabbit October 30, 2017

The Luchador 

When a man takes a woman's panties and wears them on their face to appear as a luchador wearing their mask.

i took my wife's panties and wore them as i jumped off the top rope into bed. it appeared as if i was the luchador.

The Luchador by lil dirty 19 February 13, 2010