The dipshit

When you’re too lazy to wash your hair so you use the bathtub

We call it the dipshit because why are you washing your hair in the bathtub

The dipshit by Paigeeeee7 April 20, 2026

The Dipshit Effect 

An effect as valid as the Doppler. Whereby an incredibly stupid person mistakes their own confusion for yours, and lives in a world of self-righteous indignation at your endless capacity to puzzle them.

Omaha, Nebraska is a locus of the Dipshit Effect.

The Dipshit Effect by Overlord0 June 25, 2014

the dipshit table 

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits

Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE

the dipshit table by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022

skip the dipshit 

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

skip the dipshit by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

skip the dipshit 

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

skip the dipshit by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

Dipshit the Rat King 

Me. It’s me stupid.

Hey there, Im dipshit the rat king!

Dipshit the Rat King by Skenjermine March 13, 2022

Put the puzzle together dipshit 

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

Put the puzzle together dipshit by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010