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That Crystal 

Crystal is a remarkable young woman, embodying a perfect blend of kindness, intelligence, and martial arts prowess. With a heart as warm as a summer breeze, she always goes out of her way to spread smiles and lend a helping hand to those in need. In the dojo, she's a force to be reckoned with, mastering the art of Taekwondo with grace and precision. Her strategic mind and quick reflexes make her a formidable opponent, but her humility and respect for others make her a true champion both inside and outside the training hall. Crystal, a shining example of inner strength and outer compassion.
Girl 1: Have you met the new girl in the Taekwondo class?
Girl 2: You mean that Crystal? Oh yeah, she's not just kicking high, she's kicking stereotypes too! Total crystal moves.
That Crystal by AnEmerald September 23, 2023
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016