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better than chocolate

A woman so gorgeous that other women would give up chocolate for life to look half as good just for a shot at a fat, smelly millionaire with a heart condition.
I bet Lauren Francesca is better than chocolate even with her hair in curlers.

sweeter than chocolate 

I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

thank you in chocolate

When you are so happy that you are willing to give chocolate to the person to thank someone. You cannot afford, you don't want to or you don't now how to buy chocolate. Instead, you send a mental and spiritual box of chocolates to the person. The person is satisfied because it's the intention that counts. You can say it to the person, write it or send it telepathically. The last one is preferable because it has a deeper meaning and it penetrates the soul.
Jonathan: You're beautiful in tabarouette.
Alex: Thank you in chocolate.

Chowder thong 

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda
Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

chocolate thong 

These ARE real items; they are basically thongs with the cover being tasty chocolate. Lick away. ^.^
"What does the combination of chocolate and cum taste like?"
chocolate thong by Dave November 9, 2004