TAI

(T)alk
(A)bout
(I)t

Coined by an omniscient man while intoxicated at a party.
TAI refers to being under the influence of a substance, primarily alcohol.

Brendan: Hey slut!
Mitch: How, you doing cap?
Brant: Hey guys, you want to go fuck a blowup doll?
Mitch: I'm a slut.
Brendan: Lately, I have been teaching myself slutish, a cutie language developed from autistic savants.
Mitch: Cap, how many languages do you know?
Brendan: Approximately 27.
Brant: My jizz tastes salty.
Mitch: You wanna TAI tonight?
Brendan: Sure
Mitch: Should I call ppl?
Brendan: Ya, you should organize it.
---------------------(night of the party)---------------------
Alex: I'm TAIing tonight (woot) (woot)
Mark: Yep (pops the cork)
Drew: Hell yah (chugs)
Matt: What Kathy doesn't know won't hurt her! (gulps)
Brant (calls Brendan): Why wasn't I invited?
Brendan (answers phone): Umm, uhh (hangs up)

by Hank Patterson December 23, 2009

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Acronym for The Academy Is... A great band from Chicago on Fueled By Ramen. Also home to This Providence, The Hush Sound and Gym Class Heroes. Please note that front man William Beckett is sex on legs.

Man, I LOVE TAI, William has such great stage presence!

by tambourine September 04, 2006

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Acronym for The Academy Is... A great band from Chicago on Fueled By ramen. Also home to Fall Out Boy, The Hush Sound and Gym Class Heroes. Please note that front man William Beckett is sex on legs.

Man, I LOVE TAI, William has such great stage presence!

by tambourine September 03, 2006

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Beautiful but over aggressive and talks shit sooo much. She’s probably the type to go on Snapchat and post about how she’s “bullied.” Nevertheless, she is very protective of her friends and will never let anyone hurt you. She’s probably a music girl and loves tiktok/musically.

‘Did you see tai today?’
‘Yeah. She’s a really good singer!’
‘I wish I could sing like tai.’

by sweet but a psycho April 28, 2019

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noun: a bitchy slut

Tit showing
Ass rubbing
It licker

Our private school way of keeping the teachers from knowing what were saying about our classmates. Basically our abbreviation of first, second, and third.

Girl 1:UGH shes such a TAI!

Girl 1: Can you believe what she did?
Girl 2: T, A, or I?
Girl 1: T and A at the SAME TIME!
Girl 2: wow....

Boy 1: But she's amazing at I
Girls: EWWWW!

by longlegs6474 June 23, 2009

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