T Bag

An inconsiderate/self absorbed/obsessive/Faux straight and delusional male full of testosterone. Similiar to a douche bag but lacking the depth of a douche.
That T bag got mad at me for texting other people but he's married and his wife has no idea he likes it in the throat.
by MrsGhettoGirl08 July 01, 2011
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Bobbing your ball sack in and out of a bitch's mouth, while simultaneously smacking your moist cock head on said bitch’s forehead, while saying the words "come to daddy... Bitch".
T bag simulation: 1.take index finger and forefinger of right hand, 2.stick in mouth and moisten generously, 3.smack down moist fingers in left palm... Lift fingers gently from palm- listen closely to the sound generated. Optional: if you like you may gently mumble the words "come to daddy... Bitch" to heighten the experience...
by gay lady pink finger August 27, 2006
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The act of crouching over and over again above the body of an opponent you have killed using skill in a multiplayer game of Halo. This cannot be done unless you are ahead in kills or you are a nOOb.
I totally just t bagged that guy I no-scoped.
by Big-Red10 June 12, 2006
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All of you are WRONG!

T Bag is a character from Prison Break, Theodore Bagwell, whereas TEA BAG (!!!!) is the act of dropping your nuts into someone's mouth.

Also see Tea bag
Me: These idiots who define "t bag" are clearly 12 year old douchebags who heard the word in Halo 3 and don't even know how to spell it. Fucking idiots.

Example 1: Yo T bag!
by Trookagdkgdaighn May 25, 2009
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(english) When you wake up with a hangover and a pair of hairy balls on your forehead
I just got T bagged last man! look at my forehead!
by Will January 20, 2005
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The act of dipping your balls into another mans drink at a party.
Watch this, I just "T bagged" his drink.
by 2belts March 31, 2006
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A word invented by =WTF= members of the America's Army multiplayer FPS online game. It is the act of inserting your scrotum into an enemy's mouth after being shot, blown up, thermited, etc... Especially funny when they land in precarious positions, when they are acting like bitches, a noob, or even more funny when they are part of the same clan. Even more funny when you let the receiver of this ungodly act know that you forgot to wipe, forgot to shave or purposely shaved your nuts, or any other variation of scrotum modification.
"LOL, hey Baz I just T bagged that fucking noob Dr. Spray and he enjoyed it, what a homo!"
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"T-bag, have some borg salted nutz!!"

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"Check out this noob with his second account, let's TK him and the have a T bag party on his dead body!"
Source: =WTF=RiflemanRuss, USA, CA (come get some bitches)
by =WTF=RiflemanRuss March 17, 2007
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