T'nes

she is the best friend that you could ever have. at first she is shy but when you get to know her she is crazy,funny,loud and down to homie scrap. she makes a good girlfriend she is soooooooo beautiful!!!!

guy one: omg T'nes is so cute
guy two: i love her personality

guy one : BACK OFF SHES MINE!!!!!!@

T'nes by Soccergurl2209 May 3, 2019

Nes.t.d. 

When you contract a sexually transmitted disease from sharing a can of Nestea.

Note: Commonly mistaken for N.e.s.t.d. (When one contracts a sexually transmitted disease after sticking their penis in the slot of a Nintendo entertainment system.

"I went to a Cookout Saturday and Karen gave me a Nes.t.d.!"

If I only would have done the dew I wouldn't be stuck with this damn Nes.t.d..

It's a Nes.t.d.! Not a N.e.s.t.d.!...You know I only got gamecast!

Nes.t.d. by ThirstingForMen December 5, 2012

don't ness this mess

A nicer way to say "I don't need this shit." In this context, ness is short for necessary.

I missed the bus and my Uber is stuck in traffic. I'm going to be late and I really don't ness this mess.

don't ness this mess by oshibka November 29, 2025

b e g o t t e nesque 

(adjective) Similar to the works of b e g o t t e n 自杀, usually very eerie and insane; irrational.

“Modern art is b e g o t t e nesque.”

b e g o t t e nesque by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST

Don't try to have a meaningless fling with the girls in your
DORM, APPARTMENT COMPLEX, STREET, or, dare I say, CHURCH.
You wanna fling while they want marraige. If they're in your nest you can't get away from them. Your usual club name of "Hank" will no longer work because they know your name is Leopold Fitzgerrald Donowhitz.

FOOLISH BOY- Man, I saw the chick that lives at the end
of the hall at the club last night and she
was all over me! I'm Thinkin
about inviting her over.

PRUDENT BOY- Dude, DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST!

DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST by BBLeroyB April 24, 2008

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person one: have you been to the whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety land of whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ed'n't'ful'er'est'ion'ing'elt'ily'ouse'orp'borough?

person two: you what?

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Tnes 

Is a total bitch you will hate her

fuck tnes

Tnes by Black. Lol May 25, 2020