T'au are a species of bovine blue Aliens in Warhammer 40,000, they specialize in long-distance shooting, and fight for the greater good. They assimilate other Xenos into their empire of their doctrine "FOR THE GREATER GOOD" which let's face it it's just communism with more steps. And they are all weabous.
Space Marine1: Emperor I hate T'au, they can't even melee.
Space Marine2: Yeah same, I mean th- *T'AU RIFLE SOUND*
Space Marine1: NO! BROTHER BLOBMIMUS! *BOLTER RIFLE SOUND*
T'au1: NO! NOT MY SHADOWSUN BODY PILLOW!
T'au2: Don't you mean ours?
Space Marine2: Yeah same, I mean th- *T'AU RIFLE SOUND*
Space Marine1: NO! BROTHER BLOBMIMUS! *BOLTER RIFLE SOUND*
T'au1: NO! NOT MY SHADOWSUN BODY PILLOW!
T'au2: Don't you mean ours?
by T'au March 30, 2022