A small town in atlantic Canada. it is also the strangest place I have ever been. Anyone claiming to say it is the greatest place on earth has never been to outside of the town limits. The people are lacking in many departments. The children have no educational drive, as many of them cannot tell the difference between continents (I am in no way exaggerating on that one).
guy: I want to sydney mines over the summer to visit family.
girl: how was it?
guy: The people there are all culturally blind.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).