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A person who swoons, a term of affection
A Swooner makes every attempt to impress the opposite sex by kind words and gestures in order to show interest without being direct about the fact they are interested. For instance, one might use larger than normal words, or be particularly silly or nervous when they speak during swooning. The swooning itself is a true act of trying to win over the opposite sex in the efforts of securing a relationship with that person.
Swooner by all things in time October 10, 2010
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swoowers 

Something to say when someone doesn’t shut the fuck up.
Kevin: (asking continuous questions)
Jacob: SWOOWERS
swoowers by Lalas56 August 17, 2021

spooners 

people who make up the spoonkid fanbase
"whats up spooners?" -spoonkid
the oklahoma sooners one of the best known ncaa teams in the US they are especaly known for the football team
the oklahoma sooners coached by Bob Stoops
sooners by Joe Wyatt October 7, 2007
one of the greatest football teams in the NCAA. in what's accepted as the modern era of the sport (1945 - )the sooners currently hold the record for the most wins and have the highest winning percentage of any team.
"the sooners lost?? there must be a blue moon tonight"
sooners by stg60913b February 18, 2010

Frosted Mini Spooners 

Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.

Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.
Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner.
Frosted Mini Spooners by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007

wooden spooners 

1.The team that is the worst team in a sporting competion.
2.A Team that hasnt won a game
3. the team at the bottom of a sporting ladder
The Cronulla sharks are the wooden spooners in the NRL competion this year.