Swole Patrol

A brother and sisterhood of Swolebodies, bound together by Muscles, Trust, and Protein. Always leaving a trail of destruction and wet panties.

Person 1: "Man that party was fuckin' wreckin! There was this group of swolebodies just tearing shit up!"

Person 2: "Yah I know, who were those people?"

Person 3: "How could you forget? Swole Patrol, dumbass. They were chanting 'SWOLE' and getting shit pumped the whole damn time!"

by Cassanova91 February 9, 2013

Swole Patrol

A group of guys that suck dick for money in the gym locker rooms.

Yo where is the swole patrol, I need a good sucking.

by the large johnson December 19, 2012

Swole Patrol

The Loyola High School football team

crespi kid: bro we just got raped
ND kid: yeah, thats the swole patrol for you

by bigdaddy777 June 14, 2010

Swole Patrol

When you and your best bitches go hunting for Swole Bros.

Ashley and Becca are hitting the beach for swole patrol this weekend.

by Wagnasty_22 July 23, 2015

Swoll Patrol

A category of gym goers that roam around the gym in tank tops. They make sure their biceps still exist by checking them in the mirror regularly. Spending most of their time doing exercises consisting of a slow walk with their arms spread like they are about to take flight. Also can be categorized under douchebag or Tool

shit bro, the swoll patrol is always taking up the space in front of the mirrors

by califorreal January 13, 2011