Swiss Rolls

The best f*cking snack Little Debbie has ever made. Even gods eat them.

Mother: "I'm going to the store to get groceries. Bye!"
Child: " WAIT MOM, DON'T FORGET THE SWISS ROLLS. I NEED THEM TO SURVIVE."

by Yeet Pete February 9, 2019

SWISS CAKE ROLLS

some thing that i eat alot by little debbe and r really good

i love swiss cake rolls

by JOrdan darks May 10, 2007

swiss roll shiro

Worst creation yet from the voltron fandom, also experiencing a huge rise in popularity (apparently I'm not the only one who likes pain) ;The most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Brought me to the brink of death, which is always a good thing. If you don't get this ask tumblr. But be warned seeing The Swiss has been know to cause: blindness in one or both eyes, questioning ones existence and suicidal tendencies.

Member of voltron fandom: Dude, you have got to see this! It's amazing and u won't regret it I swear
Some innocent soul(me): sure! Why the hell not
Member of voltron fandom: * turns their cursed device toward u *
Some innocent soul(me): * 4 yrs later and slightly blinded in both eyes* LONG LIVE SWISS ROLL SHIRO

by A cool dude I swear May 27, 2017

Swiss Roll

When one is finished taking a shit he/she wipes without ripping the toilet paper and proceeds to roll the toilet paper back up, thus leaving a shitty surprise for the next user.

Charlie: hey why do your fingers smell like shit?
Alex: oh I got Swiss rolled by Ian.

by Poopyfinger December 2, 2015

Swiss Roll

Irish slang for arse (swiss roll - hole) as in up your swiss
Word for jelly roll outside America. Jelly roll, used in jazz circles as slang for sex, intercourse, female genitals

See also Swiss cake role

Swiss Roll: "Jelly roll killed my pappy, and run my mother stone blind"

by trust_44 October 29, 2005

swiss-roll man

A man that preys on two best friends at sleep overs when they have Swiss rolls. He waits till they fall asleep, breaks in and steals their Swiss rolls.

Friend: "Hey, pass me a Swiss roll."
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"

by bestmanstealer March 14, 2019

Kentucky swiss roll

When you put shit around your cock as lube and fuck a girl with it til you cum. The cum is icing and the shit is cake.

Man last night your sister asked for a kentucky swiss roll.

I heard that bitch has a fetish for kentucky swiss rolls.

by Thefunnyman25 July 22, 2016