swedish chef

An inept and typically failed attempt at executing an admiral task or goal.

Dude she just swedish chefed that bj. Bork bork bork!

Swedish chef

Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.

by Paul Nicholas April 24, 2007

A racial slur to define "Shark" from Discord. Who is a little wee wee pantsed idiot dummy head.

by owoDEFINITIONS February 2, 2020

Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.

by Paul Nicholas April 24, 2007

When a person places their arms around their back and another person puts their arms around them and jerks off a third person.

The girls weren't willing to have a threesome so they gave me a Swedish chef.

by Boomgoo December 21, 2022