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when you're hiking and a leaf falls down the back of your shirt and you don't notice until the end of the day because it was plastered onto your back by sweat
"I can't get this sweaf off my back, do you mind helping me out?"

"I'm not touching your gross-ass sweaf you dipshit."
sweaf by Yung Cottontail July 28, 2015
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sweaf • swaffle • seafood • swaf • Swafe • Swea • seafairy cookie • Seafart • seaford • sheaf
The sweat mark left on a toilet seat after a sweaty ass sits on it, which takes the shape of an Eagle. (Sw)eaty + (eagle) = Sweagle
Jim left a nasty sweagle on Tom's toilet seat after the football game last Sunday.
Sweagle by Axemonkey July 22, 2013

seafood snacker 

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.
That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!
seafood snacker by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017
A free asbestos poisoning Center in Har Barbour. Also known famoosely for several orgie scandals.
I am so broke that I ate the fruit flies in seafox for weekend dinners
Seafox by lelelololalelulolila March 18, 2020

swear bear 

A nominally handsome gay man that identifies or belongs to the bear community who SWEARS he is hot shit. Swear bears usually enter gogo dance at bear parties, have 10k+ followers on instagram/tiktok (See bearlebrity) where they post frequent salacious semi-robed pictures of themselves.

Usually attends and travels to all the leather/bear events across their region similar to a circuit queen. Enters pageants like "Mr Arizona Leather".
Did Gilbert create a whole new TikTok dedicated to videos of him washing dishes??
Yes... she's a swear bear... she needs to be seen.
A sweet deal, often used to refer to people as being good friends.
"Dude, dvart is totally sweal!"
sweal by LK- October 31, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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