Sweaf

When you sweep so intensely that you sweat; generally done at the last minute before there are guests at your residence.

Hey, are you doing anything later?
Yeah, I have to sweaf the house before the party.

by L. S. Esteem December 19, 2016

sweaf

when you're hiking and a leaf falls down the back of your shirt and you don't notice until the end of the day because it was plastered onto your back by sweat

"I can't get this sweaf off my back, do you mind helping me out?"

"I'm not touching your gross-ass sweaf you dipshit."

by Yung Cottontail July 10, 2015