Swat Twat Proper Noun
As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?
A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.
I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.
at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.
I call it how I see it
AR Laurenzano Nipomo California
As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?
A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.
I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.
at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.
I call it how I see it
AR Laurenzano Nipomo California
Chris - “Bro I saw all those cops over at your place, what up bro..???”
Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”
Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”
by Segwave April 19, 2017
Not to be confused with Twat Swat.
What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.
What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.
When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".
by PercyJones February 11, 2012
Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"
The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
by SaraBeez May 18, 2009
The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.
Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009
by k.sweezy June 11, 2009
The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female
I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!
by dave.g August 7, 2006
Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."
I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.
I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.
by a2coyote January 14, 2010