swanson

(noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.

Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.

"Dude, check out the swanson on my Malamut! One step towards global domination!"

by Monocled General April 17, 2017

Swanson

Cock sucker

That dude Billy is suck a swanson.

by DarthVader3itch April 22, 2020

Swanson

Getting a Handjob from your Mother In Law.

How was the family reunion? It was great. I got a swanson while I there.

by DatsFukdUp October 20, 2020

Emma Swanson

The most beautiful girl in the world. she always wants to hang out and cuddle. you never know what she’s gonna do next

Frase: Who’s that girl?
Maria: That’s Emma Swanson

by papi chulo 42069 September 5, 2022

maddie swanson

if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world

person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe

by T. Koulentes November 15, 2021

Cindy Swanson

When you get your Master's Degree in Iowa City, if you know what I mean.

I may be older, but I did get a Cindy Swanson. *wink wink*

by brownbikini October 27, 2017