by HoBoLoRoNe July 3, 2023
an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 15, 2010
1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.
2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.
2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.
1)
Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”
2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*
Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”
2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*
by Carbohan March 3, 2019