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Super Smash Bros. 

Bad fighting games series from Nintendo.
Player 1: What the hell is oging on on this game?
Player 2: I have no idea.
Player 3: Let's say it sucks on UB!
Player 4: But then the Nintendo zealots will be after us!
Super Smash Bros. by Captain N February 20, 2005

Super Smash Bros. 

The greatest game in existence, unlike fortnite, it has actual content. Sure, online can get annoying sometimes, but overall, I see this game as the idea of fun from god himself. Need I say more?
Jack could not stop playing Super Smash Bros. Day after day, he got better while he, himself, looked like a sack of potatoes.

Super Smash Bros. 

A 2-dimensional fighting game series by Nintendo, featuring iconic members of the Nintendo cast (i.e. Mario, Link, etc.) as well as guest characters from other franchises (i.e. Solid Snake, Persona 5’s Joker, Cloud Strife, etc.).

All Smash Bros games follow the same basic formula: Victory is achieved by launching the opponent out of the arena. Attack your opponent to damage them, which makes them easier to launch. Often, the game is played with 2-3 lives, although there is an option with infinite lives and a time limit, and even a “health points” mode (Stamina Battle).
Dude A: “Wanna smash?”
Dude B: “Bro…”

A few minutes later:

*both dudes frantically button-mashing Switch controllers on Super Smash Bros.*

Super Smash Bros 

Fuck fortnite. Super Smash Bros is a real man's game.
Super Smash Bros by Kramerkape October 5, 2018

Super Smash Bros 

A game series made by Nintendo that has been consistently popular and has proven that no gamer hates Nintendo.
Guy 1: Dude, why do you still play Nintendo? It's so childish.

Guy 2: Says the guy who insisted on playing Super Smash Bros.

Guy 1:...
Super Smash Bros by No Yu June 25, 2014

Super Smash Bros 

Microsoft fan: “You should play Halo”
Me: (yelling) “Eat super smash bros, bitch” (proceeds to throw 3ds in Microsoft fans face)